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Walmart customer ejaculated on ‘chest area’ of plush toy

On Tuesday, we brought you the news of a 19-year-old Floridian named Sean Johnson, who proceeded to masturbate onto a plush toy in the shape of a horse inside Walmart and put the stuffed animals back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion. He was arrested and placed in county jail on $1,500 bail.

On Thursday—thanks to Gawker’s stuffed-animal-humper correspondent Andy Cush for pointing this out—we now have a photo of the horse that took a load from the culprit.

The photo of the “Walmart humping victim,” as The Smoking Gun aptly described, was taken by a member of the Brooksville Police Department on the superstore’s hard, cold tile floor. The report also detailed that Johnson managed to hit the steed directly in the “chest area.” Afterward, according to the report, he left the violated steed “on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set).”